How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's the loudest sport?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?