How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?