Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How can you make 7 even?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?