Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do surfers go to school?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?