What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do horses reside?
Why are all priests fit?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the fish blush?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?