What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What animal likes to party the most?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do T-Rexes shop?