What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why don't ants get sick?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?