Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do vampires always look sick?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a dog in space?