Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?