What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What game do mice love to play?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?