Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What animal loves Indian food?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do you compliment a cat?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?