Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the loudest sport?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?