Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?