Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which family member is always relieved?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?