Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do naked fish play with?