Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in de-Nile.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a short cow?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the holiest insect?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
The museum curator needed a break.