Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school!
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a household of counselors?