What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do bees get to school?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a small mom?
How do you arrest a pig?