What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do cats wear to work?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?