Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?