What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What did the confused bee say?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do runners watch so much TV?