What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What animal has the most fun?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do insects learn at school?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do you make a bandstand?