What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Synonym Grahams.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?