Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?