How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?