What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
What says: oom oom oom?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How was the wedding?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?