What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
Why was the bee sad?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What nationality are most fish?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?