Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?