How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How was the wedding?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?