What sports are both plant-based?
Squash and pickleball.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How do snowmen get information?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?