Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do bears keep cool?