What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?