What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?