How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What animal has the most fun?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How is cat food sold?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?