Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is the best way to study the Bible?