What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How do bees get to school?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?