What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are books always so angry?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you grill cheese?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?