What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What insect runs away from everything?