Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What game do mice love to play?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?