Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?