Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do actors go to pray?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?