What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?