Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?