Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What do elves learn in school?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which bird would make a great farmer?