What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is the smallest lion?
What is the color of the wind?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?