Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do rhinos charge?