How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
Do dads always snore?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?