Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's black and white and red all over?
How long do chickens work?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?