What does an attorney say when getting married?
I do accept these terms and conditions.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a car's favorite TV show?