Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What fish sings the best?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What animal loves a baseball game?
We had a discussion about roses.