What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?