What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is the best book to read in autumn?