What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?