What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What tree has the most bark?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?