What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the math book sad?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the sick chicken say?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What birds make average students?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?