Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?