What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?