What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?