What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do fish do at parades?
When do cows get tired?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?