What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which hot drink loves golf?
A book just fell on my head.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?