What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What are baby potatoes called?